Karnataka is about to have an election, but Bengaluru has other plans:
This is the season of roadshows, rallies and lively rhetoric in Karnataka, with general elections coming up. Whether the campaign is contributing to global warming or vice versa, “Vote Me” is being played to different tunes around the country. Just like in India, the election is an emotional family drama, with many voters busy matching their zodiac signs with the candidates and collecting fireworks for D-Day.
But Bengaluru is safe from traffic jams and refurbishment of shopping malls, which show the indifference of a city with the largest electoral base in the country. Whoever wins here, despite holding about 10% of the power, will rule the country in history! The Election Commission has postponed the voting to Wednesday so that the people of Bangalore do not go to Mysore or Coorg to celebrate voting day over the weekend. The population is floating – today in Bangalore, tomorrow in Florida, tomorrow in the moon – wherever jobs are needed, so this is just a GK test of who can take power. Laughter isn’t good either, because he complains if he doesn’t have the ration card his ancestors gave him. National Electoral Literacy Club, voter education forum, Elekton for correcting wrong ballots and parking instructions, because finding a parking spot is the city’s biggest morale killer, and reckless voters aren’t convinced. He has trust issues, hates people and has ink stains on his fingers. Hitting – “Look at me, I’m too cool to choose” – it also emphasizes humility: “I’m not too important to change.” Everything is manipulated, he shrugs and surrenders. “choice” causes temporary paralysis. Medical experts attribute this passivity to the unique situation in which the word “choice” causes temporary paralysis. “I’m not too important to change. “Everything is manipulated,” he shrugged. hates people and has ink stains on his fingers. Hitting – “Look at me, I’m too cool to choose” – it also emphasizes humility: “I’m not too important to change.” Everything is manipulated, he shrugs and surrenders. “choice” causes temporary paralysis. Medical experts attribute this passivity to the unique situation in which the word “choice” causes temporary paralysis. “I’m not too important to change. “Everything is manipulated,” he shrugged. hates people and has ink stains on his fingers. Hitting – “Look at me, I’m too cool to choose” – it also emphasizes humility: “I’m not too important to change.” Everything is manipulated, he shrugs and surrenders. “choice” causes temporary paralysis. Medical experts attribute this passivity to the unique situation in which the word “choice” causes temporary paralysis. “I’m not too important to change. “Everything is manipulated,” he shrugged. Medical experts attribute this passivity to the unique situation in which the word “choice” causes temporary paralysis. “I’m not too important to change. “Everything is manipulated,” he shrugged. Medical experts attribute this passivity to the unique situation in which the word “choice” causes temporary paralysis. “I’m not too important to change. “Everything is manipulated,” he shrugged.
Also, getting a voter ID is like applying to Hogwarts; filling in cryptographic forms, going back and forth, catching trains from hidden stations… versus not calling, i.e. staying indoors and calculating the Bubble Filter on kaapi.
The candidates seem to be more than just voters – everyone is a candidate in their own right! This is also a time for intergenerational vulnerability in WhatsApp family groups. Expect an unexpected rain of love when voters see posters of their political superstars. Of course, the Bangalore bar serves up the spicy Congress kadlekai or Congress kadlekai as KJo calls it, as well as crispy lotus root all year round.
